Q. What do you get if you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A. A poultry-geist!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't been invented yet!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken!
Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, then rolls in the dirt some more?
A. A dirty double-crossing chicken!
Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A. Poul-Tree!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A. Because she had mislaid them!