Q. What do you get if you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A. A poultry-geist!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't been invented yet!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken!
Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, then rolls in the dirt some more?
A. A dirty double-crossing chicken!
Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A. Because she had mislaid them!