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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.

CATGUTS.EXE not found, (A)bort (R)etry (L)ook under tire

Cats: They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!

COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.

Computer not found (A)bort (R)etry (C)all the Cops

Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn

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