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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Talk is cheap because supply is greater than demand.

Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive.

Telling teenagers the facts of life is like bathing a fish

Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.

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