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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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