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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.

He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet!

I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.

I let my mind wander once. It never came back!

I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!

I love standards! Such a variety to choose from!

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