Funny Stuff

Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes

Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??

Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...

Get the facts first - we can distort them later!

Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.

Press Reload or Refresh for some more.


Next Joke, Funny Stuff main page, Videos, Pictures or Funny Links.

Tweet

Thank you webmasters for linking to this site!



Copyright © 2001 - 2019 Funny-Stuff-Central.com, (Privacy Policy).