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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes.

Two things I hate: People that can't count.

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near.

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows

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