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Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


Lottory: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

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