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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.

Old musicians don't die... they just decompose.

Lottory: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

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