"How to keep your conference on topic" by Mod R. Ator
"I booted my computer. Broke my toe"!
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"Push to test." -- -- "Release to detonate."
"This is Butthead of Borg, ass elimination is COOL!"
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