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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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