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Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.


Black holes really suck...

Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Don't talk unless you can improve on the silence.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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