Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.

Don't judge a book by its mini-series. Don't judge a book by its movie. I used to read books...before the internet came along... I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. New Book: BAD MONEY by Count R. Fitz. Press Reload or Refresh for some more.

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